i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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