Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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