I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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