Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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