white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It's just like the Real World with babies
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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