I am puke
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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