I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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