awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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