Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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