I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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