Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
