he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
