next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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