She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
