i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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