Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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