What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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