do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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