none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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