I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
