I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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