I skipped work to stalk him.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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