This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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