Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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