I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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