At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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