I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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