so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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