I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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