The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
