Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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