So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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