So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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