dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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