i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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