hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
