Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize
