come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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