party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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