uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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