Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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