If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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