She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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