So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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