I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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