Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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