The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
