he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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