So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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