He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There's even glitter on my cock...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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