I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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